i hate dolls. hate them. so imagine my horror when a pair of high-quality, dead-eyed effigies modeled after elven siblings alphinaud and alisaie leveilleur haunted today’s final fantasy xiv broadcast for the entirety of its nearly five-hour runtime. my only hope is they don’t promote them through the mmorpg’s launcher like they did with a previous collaboration.

here’s what the official website has to say about these pricy collectibles:

Under the supervision of FFXIV Lead Character Concept Artist Ayumi Namae, the materials of the twins’ outfits were handpicked to enhance their elegant silhouettes, along with their intricate weaponry and accessories replicated in exceptional finesse. Wouldn’t the prudent Alphinaud and vigorous Alisaie make a lovely addition to your home?

hell fucking no they wouldn’t.